The streets are filled with buses, football is underway, and there’s not much good on television or at the movies anymore. It must be the end of summer.
How would you rate the summer of 2015? I’m not referring to your tan or your vacations but to the movies released, the television given us to pass the time in between our favorite shows, and all other areas of pop culture?
In no particular order, here are my highs and lows of the summer that was:
HIGH: Movies! Movies! Movies! I cannot recall a summer blockbuster season that I enjoyed more than the one that just ended. Beginning with Avengers: Age of Ultron, then the guilty pleasure Pitch Perfect 2, May hit us with a bang right out of the box. (And I’m not even including Mad Max: Fury Road, which everyone loved who saw it, though it wasn’t one I found time to see.) In June, we found out we had not, in fact, had enough of dinosaurs yet, in Jurassic World, which was immediately followed by the instant Pixar classic Inside Out. Add in July’s Ant-Man (a surprisingly great Marvel movie) and Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, and there’s only one conclusion to come to: this summer movie season was simply fun. (Which means my Blu-ray winter purchase season will be expensive!)
LOW: The Inappropriately Named Fantastic Four: Those who know me know that I have a lot of grace toward movies. If it entertains me for a couple of hours, I’ll find something good to say about it. But August’s Fantastic Four was simply terrible. I’d rather spend two hours watching on Repeat the dialogue scenes between Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba from Tim Story’s Fantastic Four. But the good news of this tragedy is that hopefully it’s the rock bottom that 20th Century Fox needed to convince them to let Marvel take over with the family of superheroes.
HIGH: TV Family Time: For the most part, scripted television during the summer is terrible. We all know that. These are the shows that couldn’t even get a mid-season release, so they were banished to die in the hot summer heat. So our family tried some unscripted television this year…and had a blast. America’s Got Talent has now become a family favorite (the kids even vote). For some reason my 7-year-old daughter is addicted to American Ninja Warrior. She can’t get enough of these super-athletes attempting to cross obstacle after obstacle. Even Food Fighters found its way on the family tube occasionally. And the weekend became the Geekend, the term the Science Channel coined to describe its endless marathons of Outrageous Acts of Science, combined with Outrageous Acts of Psych, Race to Escape, and of course Mythbusters marathons. Who knew science could be so fun? My teachers never taught me this kind of stuff. They stuck with photosynthesis and the periodic table. Snore.
LOW: The Jim Gaffigan Show—non-family friendly: Don’t get me wrong. I really love this half-hour sitcom from the pale comedian who loves Hot Pockets, bagels, and donuts. But after thoroughly enjoying and laughing until my belly hurt some of his stand-up shows with my son, I was really hoping that the self-proclaimed family friendly comedian who loves his five kids just as much as he loves making jokes concerning his Catholic faith would have given us a sitcom that my kids can enjoy too. But unfortunately, too many of the topics are for adult comprehension only, so it has become simply something to enjoy with my wife. But no worries. We have ABC’s new Muppets show this fall that should fill that void of family comedy.
HIGH: Wayward Pines episodes 1–9: For nine episodes I was thrilled to have my one-time favorite filmmaker M. Night Shyama…something…trying out television. What started out as what appeared to be your typical “guy gets trapped in a creepy, small town” story quickly became a mind-bender zombie story with a lesson on how quickly man is corrupted and that no society can ever be perfect. However…
LOW: Wayward Pines episode 10: After ten weeks of watching this show live every week (yes, not even on the DVR—I couldn’t wait to watch it each week!) we are given just another conclusion that has unnecessary sacrifices (I’m looking at you, Hunger Games: Mockingjay!) and the most unlikable snot-nosed punks of the whole story winning in the end. No return for your investment whatsoever. What I thought was going to be Unbreakable ended up being The Lady in the Water.
LOW: Celebrity Marriages: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani. Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox. And those are just the divorces with people I’ve heard of. When even gossipy Hollywood websites are writing articles about something being in the water these days for celebrity couples, you know it’s bad. But these are not just actors and singers; they are God’s children with children of their own who now have to spend the rest of their childhood jumping from parent to parent. It’s not funny at all. I wish I could grab hold of every single person who has made the marriage vow and attempt to convince them that there are no “irreconcilable differences” when you have a union blessed by God. And parents, your kids want nothing more than for mom and dad to be together. Work it out! Job’s wife from the Bible literally told him to curse God and die! Yet they persevered and God blessed them double of everything they had lost.
HIGH: The Cubs Are Back, Baby! As of today, August 25, the lovable losers of Chi-town are 72-51, the fourth best record in all of baseball and have won 20 of their last 24 games. With less than 40 games to go, the Cubs have a 6.5 game lead on the final wild card spot in the National League. All this means, Wrigley Field is getting ready to sell playoff tickets! Woo-hoo! For the first time in several years, the summer has not just been the miserable desert in between hockey and football. Baseball is fun again for Cubs fans! There’s nothing like winning at Wrigley to soothe the pain of Fantastic Four, Wayward Pines, and all the other low points of summer.
So what would include on your list of highs and lows for the summer? What was your favorite movie? Your biggest disappointment? Have you tried watching the Geekend on the Science Channel? I’m telling you, it’s addictive.
Kevin Harvey is the author of two books, including the 2015 HarperCollins release All You Want to Know about the Bible in Pop Culture, available at Barnes and Noble, Wal-Mart, Sam’s Club, and Amazon. You can also find him keeping up with the latest goings-on in pop culture on Twitter: @PopCultureKevin